Terms & IP Policy (Sass) — and yes, I will be using one of my favorite 2000s movies to get my point across. You’re welcome.
Welcome (and Legal Yada Yada)
By visiting and ordering from 3Pitbull Studio, you’re agreeing to these Terms. If you disagree, go chase some flying squirrels or go binge Firefly—we won’t stop you, but we will judge you if you skip the good episodes.
What We Do
We print cool stuff. We accept your STL designs—as long as you actually own them. We might refuse cursed files, infringing files, or ones that land us in copyright jail.
Orders, Pricing & Payment
Orders are confirmed by us—meaning we reserve the right to accept, cancel, or ignore them if something goes wildly sideways.Prices and shipping may change because filament isn’t cheap and we like to eat. No refunds if the price changes after you’ve already ordered—we’re not running a stock exchange here.If something weird happens in checkout (like your total vanishing into the void), we’ll absolutely try to help. Just don’t blame us if your browser was possessed.**All sales are final** once the order is confirmed. We do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges unless we messed something up. In that case, email us and we’ll make it right—because we’re chaotic, not heartless.
However, if your item arrives damaged or incorrect due to a printing error on our part, contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and we’ll make it right.
Your STL Files
You keep full ownership of any STL files you send us—but you must also have the legal right to use them. Don’t send us someone else’s copyrighted design and pretend it’s yours. That’s not just sketchy—it’s on you. If we receive a cease and desist notice about a file you submitted, we will not play lawyer on your behalf. It’ll be promptly forwarded to the address on file with a polite “good luck.” Bet.
Our IP (All the Snarky Chaos)
All original content on this site—including words, images, product designs, sarcastic disclaimers, site copy, and especially dog photos—belongs to 3Pitbull Studio. It is not public domain. It is not your inspiration board. It is ours. Don’t copy, steal, or reuse our stuff without written permission. We’re flattered, truly, but also feral.
And if you do steal our content—particularly photos of our dogs—oh my giddy aunt, there will be consequences. The Wife with ADHD will be unleashed and come for you.
In the immortal and wildly under-quoted words of Wat from A Knight’s Tale:
“Betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in… Pain. Lots of pain.”
Consider this your legally binding fong warning.
Didn’t Create It? Don’t Post It
If you post reviews, comments, or files, make sure they’re actually yours, or that you have permission. We reserve the right and can remove anything at any time—for any reason—including, but not limited to, bad vibes.
No Jerks Allowed
No hacking, spamming, bullying, or stealing. Be a decent human or be gone. We enforce the ancient internet code of “don’t be a tool.”
And if you choose mayhem, just remember:
“You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.”
— A Knight’s Tale (2001) yes, that year did hurt to type out…
We’re Not Responsible
Our prints come with no promises—no guarantee they won’t break, melt, or be eaten by your cat (again. Don’t be embarrassed.). Use them at your own risk.
We’re not liable for lost profits, emotional damage from failed cosplay props, or drama caused by your 3D printed decisions.
Privacy Stuff
We collect minimal personal data (like name, address, email) to process orders or answer your rants. We don’t sell your info, and we definitely don’t have time to track you.
(The Husband has a hard enough time tracking The Wife through her psycho babble ADHD thoughts.)
Disputes & Governing Law
These Terms are governed by Washington state laws, the realm in which we dwell (or wherever you’re based). Any dispute? Try nice talk first, like a polite email. If that doesn’t work, we accept rock-paper-scissors—or in extreme cases, trial by meme. (Or courts, if you insist.)
Talk to Us
Questions, complaints (trash talk), cat memes, fan theories? Hit us up through Contact the Humans and we’ll reply when the caffeine kicks in and the dogs give up control of the computers.