SHOP THE CHAOS

Welcome to the nerd lair. Everything here is handmade, 3D printed, chaos-approved, and battle tested by life (and probably covered in pitbull hair. Maybe). These are the kind of things we actually needed but couldn’t find anywhere else. So, we rolled for initiative and made them ourselves. 

From a Surefire light adapter McGuyvered into existence and born from hours of Jedi-level tinkering when no other option would do, to medication bottle tops designed during full boss battles (i.e panic attacks) when searching for meds shouldn’t feel like a dungeon crawl, to a properly weighted AirPod Max charger that actually stays where you put it- because apparently other sites think gravity is a suggestion and their chargers launch across desks like a startled murder cobra chicken (i.e. a Goose). Ours comes with a built-in cable and enough weight to survive a boss fight with said cobra chicken. 

They’re practical, purposeful, and designed by two people who said “How hard can it be?” (Spoiler: very. But worth it.)

If you’re looking for prints of Grogu riding Godzilla- check the gallery or head to over to contact us. If you’re looking for functional chaos, you’re in the right place. 

WARNING: Side effects may include impulsive purchases, dramatic declarations of “I NEED THAT”, and mild card sweating.